Psalm of the Pastor's Wife

The pastor is my husband I shall not complain.

He maketh me to teach Sunday School and the young people's meetings,

He causes me to head the women's ministry. He entices me to lead the music so he does not have to.

Even though I walk through the attack of the hypocrites he stands behind me, I will fear no gossiping tongue. They cannot harm me.

I must stand at all dinners in the presence of those who attack me. The food I prepare will stand the test.

Surely patience and longsuffering will follow me all the days of my life as I dwell in the house of the parsonage wheresoever my husband shall be called to go.